Quotes

"Woody Guthrie sang about B-E-E-T-S, not B-E-A-T-S."

– "I must not think bad thoughts" by X

"Until today, it really pissed me off that I'd become this totally centered Zen Master and nobody had noticed"

– Chuck Palahniuk, which I learned about by way of everything2

"They got the idea from their brain"

– Capitol building tour guide, re: an artist's depiction of people